Mixing alcohol with more alcohol. TSM.

The boyfriend showing up with a bottle of fireball, a skinny latte, and an apology. TSM.

Being more nervous about your outfit for your final presentation than the actual presentation itself. TSM.

Out-drinking your formal date. TSM.

Wearing pink, because the 10th anniversary of Mean Girls falls on Wednesday. TSM.

Apple classifying the TSM app as “Lifestyle,” because it truly is a lifestyle. TSM.

Judging people who don’t know how to pronounce Greek letters. TSM.

I don’t always swipe right, but when I do, it’s a match. TSM.