Preferring pre-law boys to pre-med boys, because it’s less schooling and more First Lady potential. TSM.

Knowing when your boyfriend’s formal is before he does. TSM.

Drunkenly painting your nails and waking up to what can only be described as The Great Nail Polish Massacre of 2015. TSM.

Casually dropping your artistic abilities into conversation during formal season. TSM.

Stopping at Starbucks on your walk of shame. TSM.

Having two dresser drawers dedicated to sorority shirts. TSM.

“Does this outfit make me look like I’d make a good wife?” TSM.

Being the provider of everyone’s outfits for themed events. TSM.