Always drunk, never in love. TSM.

Having the highest GPA on campus even though your house is known as the drunk girls. TSM.

Patiently waiting for legging season. TSM.

Appearing in your boyfriend’s rush video more than he does. TSM.

Having the best half pony in the game. TSM.

Guessing who will be on exec three months before slating. TSM.

I’ve yet to attend a chapter meeting without wine in my Starbucks cup. TSTC.

Getting in trouble in first grade for wearing lip gloss. TSM.

Risking your life for a cute Insta pic. TSM.

Changing your class schedule to accommodate Bid Day. TSM.