Am I allowed to let you go home with him? TSM.

“I can’t. I’m broke.”
“We’re still going to Vegas right?”
“Of course.” TSM.

Knowing which sorority the incoming freshmen are going to pledge just by looking at them. TSM.

“Has he hooked up with anyone who’s relevant? Or is he fair game?” TSM.

“You’re different from all the other girls.” TSM.

Deciding to wear your hair straight or curly solely based on your last Insta pic. TSM.

Does “Capable of finishing a bottle of Moscato in one sitting” count as a skill for my résumé? TSM.

Being standards worst nightmare even over the summer. TSM.

Trusting your friends not to let you go home with a guy. If he’s ugly. TSM.

The drink specials being the only reason you remember what day of the week it is. TSTC.