Getting the inevitable “we still love you and think you’re amazing” from his drunken brothers after a breakup. TSM.

Guy: so what are your hobbies?
Me: *tries to think of something that isn’t drinking* TSM.

Lipstick stains on every. single. glass. TSM.

Lost both earrings. Must have been a good night. TSM.

Seeing your ex on Fail Friday. TSM.

RIP to all the jewelry I’ve lost or broken while drunk. TSM.

Bringing your own toilet paper to a frat party, because you know you’ll need it. TSM.