When your heart is colder than your drink. TSM.

Demanding that he make you a cooler for your formal because ~*eQuAliTy*~ TSM.

“They’re so pretty it’s intimidating” being the only negative stereotype about your sorority. TSM.

Sleeping over, but just because his house is closer to campus. TSM.

“No, you didn’t sleep with him if you didn’t get a t-shirt.” TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

Buying three dresses for a formal you haven’t even been asked to yet. TSM.

PMS autocorrects in my phone to PNM. TSM.

Skipping class to rhinestone your water jug. TSM.

When your good morning text is always from Standards asking you to take down your Snapchat story. TSTC.