I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.

“YASSS” being an autocorrect suggestion in your phone. TSM.

When your 60-year-old alumnae tell you not to worry, because they were alcoholics too. TSM.

Taking one for the chapter. TSM.

Never having to walk home during pledge season. TSM.

FOWAGO: Fear Of Wasting A Good Outfit. TSM.

Getting up earlier for a philanthropy than you ever would for class. TSM.