“Can you not?” TSM.

“I admire how you can compliment someone and insult them at the same time.” TSM.

“We have to go out tonight. I did my hair.” TSM.

Get excited. TSM.

Beer bonging wine. TSM.

I’m not a bitch with an attitude problem. I’m just a bitch with an attitude and you have a problem with it. TSM.

He’s not that cute, but his fraternity brings him up, like, two points. TSM.

We accept the hangovers we think we deserve. TSM.

My favorite lip stain is wine. TSM.