Queen of the Jungle Juice. TSM.

“Which fraternity is he in?” TSM.

Never being sent to standards, because everyone is afraid of you, not because you follow the rules. TSM.

I’ve got 99 problems, but a big ain’t one. TSM.

“Do we know him?” TSM.

Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.

Knowing which drink is yours by the lipstick stain. TSM.