Talking about the recent graduates like they died, because you know a part of them did. TSM.

God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.

My big is my spirit animal. TSM.

“Could you do me a huge favor? I’ll buy you Starbucks.” TSM.