“Don’t tell anyone” doesn’t apply to my big or little. TSM.

Having a cuter “How we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

Planning your Instagram posts in advance. TSM.

We’re a package deal. TSM.

Having more memories in the bar bathroom than in the bar. TSM.

Do I want to give you a blow job? No. Will I? Still no. TSTC.

I craft, because I care. TSM.

Strategically placing emojis in your snaps. TSM.