1: Name one thing you never leave the house without.
2: My eyebrows on fleek. TSM.

Anyone wearing a bucket hat doesn’t deserve to see me naked. TSM.

Senior year marking your quarter life crisis. TSM.

Asking your group chat what time their standards meetings are, because you’re assuming they’ll have one. TSM.

Rescheduling your mental breakdown for after Bid Day. TSM.

When the majority of your conversations with your big include screenshots that could ruin someone’s life. TSM.

I’m a senior and literally can’t find anymore fucks to give about standards. TSM.

“I only do that when I’m drunk.”
“Yeah, but when are you not drunk?” TSTC.

Learning his name from the Uber he requested you in the morning. TSTC.