Being the booty caller, not the booty called. TSM.

No matter our letters, we’re in this PanHell together. TSM

Claiming you were drunk when you were really just a sober psycho. TSM.

You are Hanes. I am Comfort Colors. TSM

Doing drunk things in a sober environment. TSTC.

Being the friend that makes all of your other friends feel better about their dumb ass mistakes. TSM.

Rating drunkenness on a scale of fraternity events. TSTC.

Scaring the freshman with your resting bitch face. TSM.

Telling the person taking the picture “a little higher.” TSM.

Purposely putting pictures of your current hookup on your snap story, so your former hookup will see. TSM.