Standards: You need to take down that tweet.
Me: But it got so many RTs and likes.
Standards: You have to.
Me: I’ll take the fine. TSM.

“I’m not sleeping here tonight.”
“Where are you sleeping?”
“I’m not sure yet, I just know it won’t be here.” TSTC.

Standards is scared of me. TSM.

Having the door chant stuck in your head for weeks because it’s just so catchy. TSM.

Having an average of five to ten life-ending screenshots in your phone at any given point in time. TSM.

Using Find My Friends to see who shacked at which frat houses. TSM.

Mixing vodka and Starbucks passion tea lemonade. TSM.