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Practice makes perfect
But do your carpets also match your drapes?
If only you were hotter and more interersting
Who wants to get happy?
They want someone 12 years younger than them
But boys already have to subsidize your entire life
Well that was a weird boner
Well, let’s see it
Never having a daughter
Nice rack
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Except it hasn’t happened yet. McDonald’s profits have been dropping
Only two steps:
1. Blow job
2. Anal
Not necessarily in that order
It’s cause crazy girls are usually dynamos in the sack. We’ll put up with a lot.
Chances are this is the recording label or whoever else owns the song rights doing it. Once this blows up over social media, Swift will step in and apologize or something
I’m gonna need a face to go along with this story
Don’t throw your vote away
Whoosh
A poor president? You can be the next Jimmy Carter
I suggest y’all historical revisionists read this http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/04/civil-war-american-south-still-loves-confederacy-116771.html#.VTBaefnF9cE