Fake blondes and real bonds. TSM.

Having an average of five to ten life-ending screenshots in your phone at any given point in time. TSM.

“I’d sorority squat on his face.” TSM.

Planning everything about your life, including when to skip class. TSM.

Explaining to your boyfriend that turning down free drinks at the bar would be fiscally irresponsible. TSM.

Always classy, never in class. TSM.

Drinking in his letters, but never in yours. TSM.

“I don’t think I can see him anymore. He became risk management chair and it’s completely unethical and goes against my values to be with…the enemy.” TSM.