Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

Had a bad day, bought some Coors. TFM. Had a bad day, bought some Kors. TSM.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, make him rich and make him tall. TSM.

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

“What should I say back to him?” TSM.

Your fratdaddy knowing that he can laugh at misogynistic TFMs all day, but if he ever treated you unkindly, he’d be ironing his own shirts and making his own sandwiches in a heartbeat. TSM.

Overusing “haha” to avoid sounding bitchy. TSM.

Always using proper grammar and punctuation in a text. TSM.

A year after graduation, my Frat Daddy became my Frat-tastic husband. After 3 years of marriage, we’re expecting our first legacy. Dreams do come true. TSM.