We can’t add them to the group chat. They’ll make it green. TSM.

My mom passed away before I went to college so I never knew I was a legacy…and I ended up in her sorority anyway. TSM.

The sailboats are pink because I always get what I want. You’re welcome. TSM.

Carrie in the closet, Charlotte on the streets, Miranda in the classroom, Samantha in the sheets. TSM.

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son just like him. TSM.

Can’t I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.

Not wanting to waste a good outfit on an insignificant day. TSM.

You’re only as strong as the sisters behind you, the man beside you, and the heels beneath you. TSM.

My degree is not a back-up-plan. It’s a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.

Maybe if Taylor Swift went to college she could’ve found herself a respectable fratdaddy instead of getting her heart broken by all of those GDIs. TSM.