Being called daughter-in-law before you get the ring. TSM.

I forgot to take my pill last night, but Netflix can’t get me pregnant, so I’m good. TSM.

Creeping on the new pledge class as an alumna so you can pick out the new addition to your family. TSM.

Taking credit for your little’s success. TSM.

Bossing around fraternity pledges because you can’t boss your own. TSM.

PSLs in September being the white girl’s pregame to Fall. TSM.

Pregaming the pregame of the pregame. TSTC.

Being the legend, the role model, and the bad influence all at the same time. TSM.

Informal chapter means I don’t have to wear pants, right? TSM.

She was mean to my little. We hate her. TSM.