FOWAGO: Fear Of Wasting A Good Outfit. TSM.

But first, let me take a Snapchat. TSM.

Having an ever-growing collection of single earrings you refuse to get rid of. TSM.

Stalking your little back to the day she joined Facebook. TSTC.

“You look expensive.” TSM.

Having to start every party story with “I don’t actually remember any of this, but apparently…” TSM.

Knowing it’s getting serious when you’re upgraded from shacker shirt to shacker sweatshirt. TSM.

I totally want the (Ph)D. TSM.