No pants are the best pants. TSM.

“Oh, I’ve heard about you!” -Every new member upon meeting me. TSM.

It’s not that I CAN’T even. I just don’t want to. TSM.

Not letting a little thing like the facts mess up a good story. TSM.

“I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.

If you’re a slut, I’m a slut. TSTC.

The weekend playlist helped me get over my break up in under 24 hrs. That and tequila. TSM.