Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

Fraternity house bathroom heart-to-hearts. TSM.

The awkward moment when a GDI asks what a GDI is. TSM.

Can’t I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.

Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? TSM.

Classy ladies never have one night stands. We just held auditions and you didn’t get a callback. TSM.

Not wanting to waste a good outfit on an insignificant day. TSM.

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

Dancing on a sister until the creeper goes away. TSM.