You’re only as strong as the sisters behind you, the man beside you, and the heels beneath you. TSM.

Before you can play “Say Yes To The Dress” you have to spend a lot of time playing “Say No To The Bro.” TSM.

Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

It makes me sad Charlotte couldn’t have kids but Casey Anthony could. TSM.

McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

Had a bad day, bought some Coors. TFM. Had a bad day, bought some Kors. TSM.

I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, make him rich and make him tall. TSM.

Picking your bridesmaids before you pick the groom. TSM.

Having way less drama than the TFM wall. We’ve obviously mastered the art of pretending to get along. TSM.