I thrive on compliments and wine. TSM.

God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.

Telling your big you have daddy issues because she refuses to date just one guy at a time. TSM.

The Real House Moms of Greek Row. TSM.