Can’t I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.

Not wanting to waste a good outfit on an insignificant day. TSM.

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

Dancing on a sister until the creeper goes away. TSM.

Where the hell do all these bruises come from?! TSM.

Instantly becoming best friends after a drunken conversation in the bathroom at a party. TSM.

Same room texting. TSM.

It’s cute how PNMs don’t realize we’re stalking them right now. TSM.

I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.