Woke up with a concussion and a tiara. TSTC.

Only attending events if potential littles will be there. TSM.

Being regularly told you look like trouble. TSM.

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just a soberphobic. TSM.

“I’m too pretty for this.” TSM.

I bleed glitter. TSM.

Referring to your hookups by their fraternities instead of their names. TSM.

Everyone in the house still being too drunk to drive to class in the morning. TSTC.