Running the sorority through your little even as an alumna. TSM.

Figured out a way to get sent to standards as an alumna. TSTC.

What clothes did I even wear before I joined a sorority? TSM.

Being better at flirting with girls during recruitment than with guys on an actual date. TSM.

Buying rhinestones by the pound. TSM.

Never having to wait in line at the bar. TSM.

Telling a guy your own age he’s too young for you. TSM.

Pre-gaming your standards meeting. TSM.

Going back to school as a senior, ready to act like a freshman. TSM.

Showing up late with a Starbucks in hand. TSTC.