Recruitment photos spamming your news feeds. TSM.

Being a key player in fraternity recruitment, simply by attending their parties. TSM.

Pray for my soul, my liver and my dignity. TSM.

Being the peer who pressures. TSM.

Getting drunk so you have an excuse to tell people the truth. TSM.

Sure, you can walk in heels, but can you walk DOWN THE STAIRS in heels? I can. TSM.

I’ve only been in a sorority for three days, and I’ve already overspent on t-shrits. TSM.

Assuming the worst when your best friend says she isn’t going out. TSM.