Your favorite fraternity forwarding you a copy of its social calendar. TSM.

“Don’t put that in the minutes.” TSM.

How will you know when you’re ready to have kids? When you don’t panic at the thought of being sober for 9 months. TSTC.

Going to class hungover, and still being the best dressed. TSM.

Saying that something is a “back to school item” to justify an unreasonably expensive purchase. TSM.

Being more excited about your outfit for a function than the actual function. TSM.