If you’re a slut, I’m a slut. TSTC.

The weekend playlist helped me get over my break up in under 24 hrs. That and tequila. TSM.

Your C being as good as everyone else’s A. TFM. Your A’s being as good as everyone else’s C’s. TSM.

I’m fluent in English, sarcasm, passive aggressiveness, and flirting. TSM.

“Do I have to wear a bra?” TSM.

When your classmates pay more attention to you than the professor. TSM.

When your semester goals include hooking up with the hottest TA and getting an A, in that order. TSM.

Keep your friends close and your standards chair closer. TSM.

Taking care of your best friend’s little when she’s abroad. TSM.

Planning your weeknight drinking around your standards meeting. TSTC.