Love the sister. Hate the officer. TSM.

I’d cry if I didn’t just do my makeup. TSM.

I’d rather be safe, than standards. TSM.

Being drunker than the birthday girl. TSTC.

Throwing parties for yourself at his frat house. TSM.

“She’s like a less hot, GDI version of me.” TSM.

The first serious decorating decision in a new apartment being where to hang the crest. TSM.

Being invited to your favorite fraternity’s brotherhood events. TSM.

I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.

Corrupting the younger generations. TSM.