Taking new members to Starbucks senior year, because you can’t remember their names. TSM.
Taking new members to Starbucks senior year, because you can’t remember their names. TSM.
Not letting a little thing like the facts mess up a good story. TSM.
534
Your friends calling their contacts at every frat house when they can’t find you in the morning. TSM.
416
“I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.
Taking a “personal day” off from class. TSM.
682
The new member that everyone called “perfect hair girl” during recruitment. TSM.
Judging a girl by her sorority squat. TSM.
590
Does a walk of shame count as cardio? TSM.
