Hating open parties because it’s the only time you don’t know everyone there. TSM.

Doing your sorority’s secret knock on the wall to wake your sister up in the next room at the frat house. TSM.

“Don’t take me home until I’m very drunk. Very drunk indeed.” -Holly Golightly. TSM.

Knowing when “Do you need to go to the bathroom?” really means, emergency conference in the bathroom. TSM.

Finding glitter in your textbook when you study for finals, because you were obviously crafting when you opened the book for your last exam. TSM.

The standards chair looking directly at you when talking about proper behavior at events. TSM.

Why do sorority girls snap? Because you can’t clap with a drink in one hand. TSM.

“She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.” TSM.

The only snap story you really watch being your own. TSM.

“They’ll either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you.” -Effie Trinket. TSM.