Feeling personally offended when someone says they don’t like your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. TSM.

What clothes did I even wear before I joined a sorority? TSM.

Hold on. Let me put pants on. TSM.

I like my men how I like my drinks: tall and strong. TSM.

Carrie in the closet, Charlotte on the streets, Miranda in the classroom, Samantha in the sheets. TSM.