“I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.” -Taylor Swift. TSM.

The pink shirt emoji girl is my spirit animal. TSM.

Having sisters who can lift your mood no matter what. TSM.

Not buying the hottest guy at the fraternity auction, but taking him home anyway. TSM.

Oh, Starbucks. It’s always red cup season. TSM.

I only took like four shots because I’m a sober sister tonight. TSM.

Having to begin every story about the night before with “So apparently…” TSM.

There is never an inappropriate time for wine or Beyoncé. TSM.

Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. TSM.

“I meannnnnnnnnnnn…” TSM.