I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

Have you seen me though? TSM.

I’m not a bitch with an attitude problem. I’m just a bitch with an attitude and you have a problem with it. TSM.

Most likely to do the walk of shame. TSTC.

Accidentally inviting two boys to formal. TSTC.

My favorite lip stain is wine. TSM.

Pretty and plastered. TSM.