Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he’ll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. TSM.

Feeling all eyes turn to you when the advisor tells everyone to “be on your best behavior.” TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of alcohol. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

My big can do anything yours can do better. TSM.

Selective Panhellenic love. TSM.

We do not waste alcohol. TSM.

“Don’t worry, your littles are way prettier than hers are.” TSM.