Going to the gym to get that perfect bikini bod, then coming home and rewarding yourself by eating half a pizza. TSTC.

Never being appointed as a sober sister because everyone knows better. TSM.

“Do you know how I got this bruise?” TSM.

Coming out to your whole chapter, but not being scared because you know they love you no matter what. TSM.

Pretty good at bad decisions. TSM.

Stealing hats, hearts, and t-shirts. TSM.

Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.

“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Feeling like Helen of Troy is your kindred spirit when you’re hooking up with two guys in rival fraternities. TSM.

“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.