“Feel comforted knowing this guy will be single long after college, because he can’t end the only committed relationship he’s ever been in, the one he has with his sex addiction (his poor sex addiction doesn’t know he’s been flirting with alcoholism behind her back for ages).”
I agree, Fratsman. I am currently dating a non-greek girl, and she’s so much more normal and level-headed than any sorority chick I’ve ever met.
I would spend some time getting to know the tall blonde in the middle of the picture.
Can we all use the “Dammit, if Dorn can do _________, then I can do _________________!!!!” excuse?
Members of Congress get hazed all the time. The older Reps and Senators treat the new people much worse than we treated our pledges.
Is this the first instance of “F-move” as opposed to TFM?
Are we ignoring the creampie finish, which is as God intended it?
Well, that’s the way the cookie crumbles.
How can a dead woman be jealous of a rock?
Obese Mexican gang violence. Sounds like the plot to a Jack Black movie.
Seriously, what is husband fluffing?
Husband fluffing?
It’s an ILLUSION, dad. Not a magic trick.
Something about hair falling like that…
Careful, Pearls, your jealousy is showing.
This belongs in the NF Confessions thread.
“Feel comforted knowing this guy will be single long after college, because he can’t end the only committed relationship he’s ever been in, the one he has with his sex addiction (his poor sex addiction doesn’t know he’s been flirting with alcoholism behind her back for ages).”
Aww. Fleur got her heart broken.
I’d watch them wrestle in a baby pool full of KY.
How appropriate that the award is so phallic.
^
Pearls gave up hiding her crazy years ago, it seems.