Knowing that when we say, “Bless her heart,” it really means, “Oh, that bitch.” TSM.

Never went through a teenage angst stage. TSM.

Sisters before misters. TSM.

I don’t do a Snookie poof. I wear a 60’s poof complete with bow. TSM.

Today a GDI asked me why my initials on my monogram weren’t in the right order. I just rolled my eyes at her. TSM.