My [pledge] mamma don’t like you, and she likes everyone [as long as you’re cute, over 6 ft, and in a good fraternity]. TSM.
My [pledge] mamma don’t like you, and she likes everyone [as long as you’re cute, over 6 ft, and in a good fraternity]. TSM.
“I think it only counts if you care about the person, so my number’s like zero.” TSM.
Not being excited about your birthday because 20 is a stupid age. TSM.
Waiting until the night before to study for an exam, but starting on a formal cooler two months in advance. TSM.
There is never an inappropriate time for wine or Beyoncé. TSM.
“Remind me to stop getting drunk before Exec Board meetings.” TSM.
“I feel like you’re official without actually being official.” TSM.