The unspoken understanding that social chair is the most important officer in the house. TSM.

Actually looking genetically related to your big. TSM.

Referring to your family’s boyfriends as your “Big in Law” and “GBae.” TSM.

Using recruitment as an excuse to buy new clothes. TSM.

Refusing to take down a photo standards asked you to remove because it got too many likes. TSTC.

Don’t think of it as a one-night stand. Think of it as recruitment and he didn’t get a bid. TSM.