Finding a full flask in your backpack, but not a pen. TSM.

Signing up for recruitment before you sign up for classes. TSM.

Buying a pineapple while at the grocery store for the ‘gram. TSM.

Can I filter my college ID picture? TSM.

Making your Instagram public for recruitment reasons. TSM.

Having a decal on your car for your sorority, but not your school. TSM.

“Let’s take a candid.” TSM.

Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.

“Can I Insta this?” TSM.