“I just like him so much that I feel like I’ve had ten drinks today. And I’ve only had six.” -Phoebe Buffay. TSM.

Having a designated for standards meeting dress. TSM.

“Beyoncé would do it.” TSM.

Looking better in his T-shirts than he does. TSM.

Getting a bitch’s high from a perfectly passive aggressive subtweet. TSM.

Being 21 for three years before your 21st birthday, and three years after it. TSM.

“Like ring by spring serious, or just formal serious?” TSM.

Looking hotter at Sunday meeting than most people do out on Saturday night. TSM.