Shopping for the little you don’t even have yet. TSM.

Always having a back-up plan, but never being one. TSM.

Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

Take more shots, make more shots. TSM.

Being the senior that they both fear and aspire to be. TSM.

I make shit show look good. TSM.