“Oops!” being the universal code for “I don’t give a shit.” TSTC.

Online homework ever so easily becoming online shopping. TSM.

Blue Ivy’s new gold sippy cup. TSM.

Crushing the patriarchy in pearls and a sundress. TSM.

“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.” TSM.

I’m pretty sure I always have the right of way. TSM.

Resting Bitch Face. TSM.

It’s not the hands you shake. It’s the orgasms you fake. TSM.

“I’m over it,” either meaning “I’m not even a little bit over it” or “You’re dead to me” with no in between. TSM.