Knowing you have the power to make her life miserable, but letting the fact that your life is so much better than hers do the job for you. TSM.

The boyfriend showing up with a bottle of fireball, a skinny latte, and an apology. TSM.

“Have you met my little?” TSM.

Turning fraternity brothers into eskimo brothers. TSTC.

“You’re such like a little slice of America.” TSM.

Having a nickname for every hookup. TSM.

A guy going from bangable to dateable in the swipe of a black card. TSM.

With a great fake comes great responsibility. TSM.

Undress to impress. TSM.