Knowing the way to his heart is through his liver. TSM.

Doing everyday household activities in heels to break them in. TSM.

“I just need caffeine and a spray tan.” TSM.

Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. TSM.

Judging a guy by his ability to unhook your bra. TSM.

“This goes out to the ladies at breakfast in last night’s dress.” TSM.

Wine is BAE. TSM.

Pretty please with a rhinestone on top? TSM.