I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

Guys calling dibs on you three months before formal. TSM.

“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.

Remembering the night by what you wore, not what you did. TSM.

There is a special place in heaven for boys who understand the importance of asking you to formal in the most public and extravagant way possible. TSM.

“Does this outfit make me look like I’d make a good wife?” TSM.

“Recruitment video” is a music genre if you ask me. TSM.