Finding joy when the bitch you hate accidentally likes your photo from 38 weeks ago, because you know she hates herself. TSM.

Creeping on the “Class of 2018” Facebook page to scope out PNMs. TSM.

I like wine more than I like most people. TSM.

He can have a man cave if I get a craft room. TSM.

The profile picture drinking game: drink every time you’re drunk in a photo. TSM.

Celebrating every birthday like it’s your own. TSM.

Beelining toward the center of the dance floor when “Timber” comes on. TSM.

Making your boyfriend’s pledges, your pledges. TSM.

Feeling like you’re basically 21 because your roommate is 21. TSM.

Toasting shots “to sisterhood.” TSM.